TRUMPED

HAMILTON is a loser - highly overrated. HARRY POTTER? 

I prefer boy wizards whose family were not killed by an evil wizard. CHICAGO has too much murder, okay folks. What is

with all of the killing? If I was directing, there would be no

murder, trust me. FROZEN? I think that all of the fake

news media should go and watch Frozen and then tell me

how that manages to be a show if global warming is such a problem. KINKY BOOTS makes Mike Pence feel

uncomfortable so we will not go there. ANASTASIA is

great - it has some very fine people in it.

What we really need though is a show all about me, the

very great, and very humble, trust me, Donald J. Trump.

Only then can we truly #MAKETHEATREGREATAGAIN 

okay folks.

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